Gossip, slander, politics, religion, and sex, wrapped in a colorful candy shell of sarcasm.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Welcome to the Internets
An inexplicable power has drawn you here, like pheromones, or the promise of an open bar. Don't question it. Embrace it. Drink in its sweet ambrosia. Enjoy. You won't remember a thing in the morning.
Fame came early, followed by several stints in rehab for sniffing glue and eating lead paint, all by the tender age of nine. Miraculously, she managed to leave her crop-top, whore-makeup, suggestively-posing days behind her...
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