Helping you wade through the stinking pile of shit that is popular film.
Bridge to Terabithia
A heartwarming tale of two youngsters who go on the adventure of a lifetime, fighting dragons and defending the earth from the reign of th—wait, doesn’t she die of cancer in the book?
The Number 23
Another wacky turn from rubberface himself, Jim Carrey. Watch the hilarity ensue as he tries to figure out the mystery behind a violent prophecy revealed through a series of numerical signs and a creepy-ass book he receives from his wi—oh, this isn’t a comedy, is it?
Reno 911: Miami
Dude falls into a dead whale. That shit is funny.
Ghost Rider
Nicholas Cage rides around on a motorcycle seeking revenge on someone or something for turning him into this flaming skeleton ghost…did this movie seriously make $44 million in its first weekend?
Norbit
Eddie Murphy in yet another film that involves him wearing a fat suit. On the upside, no sign of Janet Jackson this time. If you don’t consider this a colossal waste of $10.50, then you almost definitely have some kind of mental deficiency.
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